Evening Club Run 29th July 2015

Dear Sirs,
Only just made the start of the Wednesday ride, having successfully explained the disappearance of my five millionaire ex-wives to the police. My butler is expected in court next week to be charged with the multiple murders. Phew! Then I held up you guys with a two and a half stop at the garage in Ware to recharge my electric bike - sorry about that. I have only just bought it from the Sky team, but had not realised how depleted the battery was after the Tour de France.
When we finally got going, it was a 25 miler to Allen's Green and back for fourteen riders. Apart from the slight delay I caused, there were no other incidents. I am as ever grateful for your forbearance.
Yours faithfully
Elijah C Gruntfuttock (address withheld)